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Seth Meyers' monologue from Wednesday, October 31.
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Cecilia Arvidsson
I feel like if I stop watching and listening in on American news for like... 6 months, nothing will have happened. Trump will tweet about witch-hunts, democrats will at most let him build a wall made of cardboard, and no amount of evidence about Russia or e-mails will have led anywhere. It’s like Sunset Beach or Days of our lives but thankfully without the sex.
Vor 17 TageScott Brydle
Poor dude has a cold once a month
Vor 2 MonateD Rose
"Or as fox news tells it...." 😂🤣
Vor 3 Monatesuchitra upreti
Seth you are not turning into Sean but Trump.( Remember God save United EShtate of....). 😲 Thinking too much about him these past two years has finally started to take its toll.🤕 Get well soon.
Vor 3 MonateBiwidjy Pierre
Good joke lol rocks off
Vor 3 MonateGloria Kadar
horney grandpa is crazy but pence is scary .
Vor 3 MonatePam Timmins
So funny as always Seth, now if Mueller could remove Trump from the White House preferably in handcuffs, it would make my lifetime.....VOTE BLUE COME NOVEMBER 6TH REMOVE AS MANY REPUBLICANS AS POSSIBLE OUT OF OFFICE SAVE OUR COUNTRY....THEN REMOVE TRUMP FROM THE WHITE HOUSE SAVE OUR COUNTRY
Vor 3 MonatePutinWithAnimals
How is Sean Connery still alive??
Vor 3 MonateDak Lamerbusch
Haha those fat, old, OLD, white bois are *TERRIFIED* of the impoverished, starved immigrants seeking legal asylum! They should be happy to accept more people to pay slave wages to!
Vor 3 MonateMatt Kyle
Caravan of GOP stealing our social security
Vor 3 MonateChris John
You should have rested your voice and had Kanye do the show.
Vor 3 MonateJanineBean
All of these comments are about him being sick but can we just acknowledge the quality jokes in this clip? I’m still dying over everything you own in a box to the left and picturing that chicken trying to lay that monster egg
Vor 3 Monatelove fall
Ginger..garlic..honey..tea..(your are welcome..😜)
Vor 3 MonateKeisha Nicole
Seth catching a cold I reckon
Vor 3 MonateGeorge Crenshaw
We're waiting for the day that Donald gets sick...so we can put him in there basket and replace him with Rosie O'Donnell.
Vor 3 MonateAlasia Smith
Lol Everything you own and a box to the left 😂😂😂
Vor 3 MonateAmy Zhuang
I didn’t realise till now that it must be very hard for talk show hosts to call in sick. Get well soon!
Vor 3 MonateLori Sally
Get well seth! we NEED you!!
Vor 3 MonateSuzy W
Is it wrong that I still find Seths' voice hot AF even if he's sick?
Vor 3 MonateBill Bailey
http://youtu.be/9nCWweaAb70 So... the US doesn't mind Cubans, drug lords, gangland and foreign agencies undermining US security. Darn refreshing to know the vast number of US citizens don't care which way the trash is thrown in their own backyard. There are a few troublesome ISIS types in Europe. Can we send them too via Venezuela? Thanks. PS Get well soon Seth you are dribbling more than usual.
Vor 3 MonateSteven Lowe
Tuesday, November 6, 2018 will be the test,...will Good topple over Evil...YOU DECIDE!
Vor 3 MonateAlison Scott
Feel better soon Seth! Drink freshly squeezed lemon tea and add a lemon honey halls. I get what u havr every year and do this for a few days. It goes away :)
Vor 3 MonateRusty Lavender
Get Seth some Fisherman's Friends!
Vor 3 MonateRachel 'RTNightmare'
Dude. Seth. That is some real commitment, but I am worried you are making your already hoarse voice worse. Go home and take care of yourself.
Vor 3 Monatemjc 427
I can tell he is very sick, what a trooper, get rest and some good chicken soup.
Vor 3 MonateJorge Alberto Martínez Mendoza
Get well soon Seth!! Greetings from México!!
Vor 3 MonateTheViperFan
I'M NOT VERY NERVOUS 😂😂😂😂
Vor 3 MonateChiwantstea O
Get well soon! You need some chicken pepper soup 🍲
Vor 3 MonateKorey Yearwood
Brilliant
Vor 3 MonateBud Dealcor
I hope u getting better Seth u r the best!
Vor 3 MonateKel Green
Seth sounds sickly. Poor thing!😙😷 . . . .Was that geologist named Randy? #SouthPark
Vor 3 Monatelj033
Did he say THOUSANDS of porn sites 😂 .....how??
Vor 3 MonateAnon521
so not funny.
Vor 3 MonateBrett E
you're a trooper Seth
Vor 3 MonateJohn Moseley
If Sean Connery lost his voice, he'd have nothing.
Vor 3 MonateSherrick Scott
Get well Seth
Vor 3 MonateBas Cost Budde
Seth, save some voice for coming tuesday! Best wishes.
Vor 3 MonateTaniea Roberson
I secretly live for the times when Seth gets sick. His voice is nicely gravelly. Get well soon
Vor 3 MonateJulie W.
Donald Trump inherited a booming economy, yet now the US economy is starting to collapse. The US stock market is plummeting, jobs are being destroyed and factories are closing (due to his idiotic & pointless tariffs), almost entirely due to Trump. And now the world is dumping US debt. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrLrmalthC0 I only hope your ignorant president doesn't end up severely hurting the economy of my country, and the rest of the world. And the ignorant people that STILL support him as their healthcare is destroyed, their jobs are being lost, and their kids will find getting post-secondary grants & loans harder & harder to get (not to mention, they'll be learning from photocopies half cut-off, instead of text books, because charter schools don't need to account for their public funds) are the biggest idiots of all.
Vor 3 MonateGary York
hey Seth, how many migrants are you going to put up at your house and take care of?
Vor 3 MonateLiam Kelly
You lost your voice and got Sean Connery's? That...sounds like a really good trade. See if you can get Morgan Freeman's or George Takei's. Always trade up.
Vor 3 MonateEl Taco H. SARCASTIC AND TASTY
Is this dumbass supposed to be comedian? Yeah! Comedy is DEAD
Vor 3 MonateCeci Markley
Poor Seth :( get well soon baby
Vor 3 Monatemark jackson
Get some lozenges and drink ginger tea. : )
Vor 3 MonateDankman9
Seth always sounds sick but I'm pretty sure he actually is this time.
Vor 3 MonateLina Love AZ
You're the best, Seth!! Get well soon! 😊
Vor 3 MonateMaria Cupo
Seth sounds hoarse again.
Vor 3 MonateKen
Hope it's not smallpox.
Vor 3 Monatewendy chou
Seth Meyers is accepting NAZI George Soros and Communist RedChina dirty money to ruin USA , Seth Meyers is A 100 % traitor of USA.
Vor 3 MonateLissajous Curved
People holding offices in US Government are all *Deep Fakes* and they do not exist in real life.
Vor 3 MonateKaren Gummer
Get well Seth!
Vor 3 MonateTAI lopez
How is it racist to protect our borders. We are a sovereign nation we get to decide who should come in and who shouldn’t. We can deny asylum to anyone we see fit. Also wanting a better life is no excuse to break the law. If that were the case we could all rob a bank and get off scot free because we just want a better life. Democrats seem to love illegal aliens more than us citizens.
Vor 3 MonateTAI lopez
Peter whataboutism and deflecting isn’t an argument. It’s what you say when you have no argument!
Vor 3 MonatePeter
TAI lopez baseless? We invade sovereign countries and when they kill us, oh they hate our freedoms. Open your eyes and don’t be ignorant to our mass killings. And again it’s not against US or international law to claim asylum at a port of entry
Vor 3 MonateTAI lopez
Peter yes they are they should’ve applied for asylum in the embassy of their own country. Also saying what about iraq and Afghanistan is whataboutism a common tactic Trump uses, you hate it when he uses it and yet you love to use it for you’re own purposes. Whataboutism is a bullshit argument and two wrongs don’t make a right. You’re argument is baseless and you’re logic is flawed. And no I am not a republican or a Democrat.
Vor 3 MonatePeter
TAI lopez They’re not breaking the law by seeking asylum, also tell the people of Iraq and Afghanistan about people invading their sovereign nations
Vor 3 MonateMARY LEE
I like Seth better than any other late night hosts.
Vor 3 MonateSnowy White
Vote DEMS in the Midterms..!
Vor 3 MonateChristian Coates
That Beyonce joke was underappreciated.
Vor 3 MonateLuis Raul Diaz Rios
Or as FOX puts it 0:50 PANICKED SCREAMING
Vor 3 MonateAmelia Bolstad
"I lost my voice and got Sean Connery's"
Vor 3 MonateJeremy Hockett
"Penetrate the strata" ... Far more "high level" geology joke.
Vor 3 MonateFelipe Behrens
Get well Seth! Take it easy.... come do a show in Florida this winter... Trevor is here...
Vor 3 MonateCaged
Get well soon Seth. We can't have you being sick on Election Day.
Vor 3 MonateGhost Killa
Even tho he’s sick, this is still one of his best segments imo
Vor 3 MonateseVen 7
I like it when Seth makes mistakes 😂 always hilarious! Get well soon Sir
Vor 3 MonateBaby Bunch
They are on buses now and it takes about 3 or 4 days
Vor 3 MonateEnigma Productions
Sad
Vor 3 MonateManny O
You're a trooper to still come to work. This is a real American 👍
Vor 3 Monatetubelev
Gute Besserung!
Vor 3 Monate1979irock
Poor sick Seth
Vor 3 MonateKaren M.
Seth! You need Claritin clear man! Get the "d" version. You sound funny. But its no joke!
Vor 3 MonateNinja Man
I knew I wasn't crazy when I heard his voice
Vor 3 MonateAnita Subramanian
Go to bed, Seth.
Vor 3 MonateLegend Rid
Get well soon Seth
Vor 3 MonateGlader
After visiting a thousand different pages he finally hit rock bottom.
Vor 3 MonateThe Joker
Damn, Seth: Even working while you are sick! Hit like to give Seth props!!!! #GetWellSoon #110%
Vor 3 MonateAimee Pollock
Awww, can’t the office have someone take Seth’s place for the longer monologues so he can rest his throat? The poor guy needs a break, he sounds like a 10 year old.
Vor 3 MonateThomas Schmidt
D.Trump learned this sleazy racist game from his sleazy racist father {Fred Trump}
Vor 3 MonateJennifer Johnson
I know right, mr kkk himself!
Vor 3 MonateTee Emm
That was an excellent Sean Connery and the president. Feel better Seth!
Vor 3 MonateListiger Lurch
the great united states of America can not handle like 5000 refugees? That's pathetic, greetings from germany.
Vor 3 Monatebang3brothers
Seth did you eat a bag of dicks?
Vor 3 MonateVal Whitewolf Media
Why has not even PBS evening news mentioned Trump and testifying.
Vor 3 MonateRj _awsome
Wow I can really hear how sick he is. He has so many voice cracks it's so crazy.
Vor 3 MonateSara
There are thousands of porn sites? I thought there were only two...... guess who doesn’t watch porn...
Vor 3 MonateTerri Weeks
Truth is hard to swallow. Vote Blue!
Vor 3 MonateLaura Lynne
Feel better Seth! You are so dedicated!!!
Vor 3 Monatehumanforotherhumans
Thats not a chicken
Vor 3 Monateenigma1863
Either everyone can dress like Beyoncé or no one can.
Vor 3 MonateNiel DeSimone
i love how proud he gets on horrible jokes lmao feel better seth!
Vor 3 MonateDaya Singh
Caption for the photo woman saying you realize there will be no hugging right
Vor 3 MonateRita Franz
Seth works while sick and lazy idiot 45 barely works at all
Vor 3 MonateRonald Adams
The latest British Empire Zionsit ORCHESTRATED SCAM is this human U.S. invasion (so called “refugee caravan”) from Honduras, Nicaragua, San Salvatore, Pakistan, Iraq, Somalia, Syria, and Sudan, Africa. The British Empire Zionist, Gang Bankster, “Cabal”, “City of London” mafia organization is to PUSH for open borders, and to get all of these illegal aliens onto United States welfare, food stamps, free housing, free education, free healthcare, all paid for by the US “still working” taxpayer (what fools the 47.0% continuing US taxpaying workers/debt slaves/ tax slaves are!). Whatever shortfall there will be in the budget, The Guberment has the option to borrow the money (with interest expense), the difference, from the British Empire Zionist, Gang Bankster, “Cabal”, “City of London” mafia organization! Who are the winners you ask? – clearly the winners are the so-called refugees, and the British Empire Zionist, Gang Bankster, “Cabal”, “City of London” mafia organization!! Who is the loser you ask?? The dumb, hard working, American tax paying, working debt slave/ debt slave.
Vor 3 MonateAFL CONTRACTORS AFLCONTRACTORS
LOL THIS IS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH FOX OR ANYONE IS GOT TO DO WITH THE TRUTH
Vor 3 MonateLisa B
Funny as can be even sick. Love a good geology joke.
Vor 3 MonateGregor Resch
Start popping 500mg of vitamin C every 6 hours, we need you healthy before Tuesday.
Vor 3 MonateTerncote
It may seem brave of Seth to soldier on with the flu but it actually puts everyone he works with and his guests at risk. Set a good example - stay home and phone in a few segments. Let someone else hold the chair for a day or two.
Vor 3 MonateC C
We love you Seth! Get well soon!
Vor 3 MonateDarius Bender
Seth, you are funny! Get well!
Vor 3 MonateLucinda
Seth has been waiting for a geologist to do this for a very long time
Vor 3 MonateYes I’m Blessed
Get well soon, Seth!
Vor 3 MonateRichardBodeker
Seth , you are not funny! I accidentally found a small corner where the left hangs out. Hi all you basement masterbaiters .🤣
Vor 3 MonateFederico Ruttkay
3:40 fired for painting her face black? OMG the world has officialy gone crazy
Vor 3 MonateFederico Ruttkay
+Maryanne Slater Yeah but with the face painted black she looks more similar. Which is the objective of wearing a costume
Vor 3 MonateMaryanne Slater
It's possibly not the first stupid thing she's done. See, when you dress for Hallowe'en, you don't need to put on blackface to be a well-known black person. Black people dress up as well-known white people but they don't put on whiteface. Cosplayers get it. You only put on the makeup that the person you're portraying wears.
Vor 3 Monatembp85
Take a day off. Why is he working?
Vor 3 Monate