The Migrant Caravan, Long-Distance Dating - Monologue


Cecilia Arvidsson
Cecilia Arvidsson

I feel like if I stop watching and listening in on American news for like... 6 months, nothing will have happened. Trump will tweet about witch-hunts, democrats will at most let him build a wall made of cardboard, and no amount of evidence about Russia or e-mails will have led anywhere. It’s like Sunset Beach or Days of our lives but thankfully without the sex.

Vor 17 Tage
Scott Brydle
Scott Brydle

Poor dude has a cold once a month

Vor 2 Monate
D Rose
D Rose

"Or as fox news tells it...." 😂🤣

Vor 3 Monate
suchitra upreti
suchitra upreti

Seth you are not turning into Sean but Trump.( Remember God save United EShtate of....). 😲 Thinking too much about him these past two years has finally started to take its toll.🤕 Get well soon.

Vor 3 Monate
Biwidjy Pierre
Biwidjy Pierre

Good joke lol rocks off

Vor 3 Monate
Gloria Kadar
Gloria Kadar

horney grandpa is crazy but pence is scary .

Vor 3 Monate
Pam Timmins
Pam Timmins

So funny as always Seth, now if Mueller could remove Trump from the White House preferably in handcuffs, it would make my lifetime.....VOTE BLUE COME NOVEMBER 6TH REMOVE AS MANY REPUBLICANS AS POSSIBLE OUT OF OFFICE SAVE OUR COUNTRY....THEN REMOVE TRUMP FROM THE WHITE HOUSE SAVE OUR COUNTRY

Vor 3 Monate
PutinWithAnimals
PutinWithAnimals

How is Sean Connery still alive??

Vor 3 Monate
Dak Lamerbusch
Dak Lamerbusch

Haha those fat, old, OLD, white bois are *TERRIFIED* of the impoverished, starved immigrants seeking legal asylum! They should be happy to accept more people to pay slave wages to!

Vor 3 Monate
Matt Kyle
Matt Kyle

Caravan of GOP stealing our social security

Vor 3 Monate
Chris John
Chris John

You should have rested your voice and had Kanye do the show.

Vor 3 Monate
JanineBean
JanineBean

All of these comments are about him being sick but can we just acknowledge the quality jokes in this clip? I’m still dying over everything you own in a box to the left and picturing that chicken trying to lay that monster egg

Vor 3 Monate
love fall
love fall

Ginger..garlic..honey..tea..(your are welcome..😜)

Vor 3 Monate
Keisha Nicole
Keisha Nicole

Seth catching a cold I reckon

Vor 3 Monate
George Crenshaw
George Crenshaw

We're waiting for the day that Donald gets sick...so we can put him in there basket and replace him with Rosie O'Donnell.

Vor 3 Monate
Alasia Smith
Alasia Smith

Lol Everything you own and a box to the left 😂😂😂

Vor 3 Monate
Amy Zhuang
Amy Zhuang

I didn’t realise till now that it must be very hard for talk show hosts to call in sick. Get well soon!

Vor 3 Monate
Lori Sally
Lori Sally

Get well seth! we NEED you!!

Vor 3 Monate
Suzy W
Suzy W

Is it wrong that I still find Seths' voice hot AF even if he's sick?

Vor 3 Monate
Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

http://youtu.be/9nCWweaAb70 So... the US doesn't mind Cubans, drug lords, gangland and foreign agencies undermining US security. Darn refreshing to know the vast number of US citizens don't care which way the trash is thrown in their own backyard. There are a few troublesome ISIS types in Europe. Can we send them too via Venezuela? Thanks. PS Get well soon Seth you are dribbling more than usual.

Vor 3 Monate
Steven Lowe
Steven Lowe

Tuesday, November 6, 2018 will be the test,...will Good topple over Evil...YOU DECIDE!

Vor 3 Monate
Alison Scott
Alison Scott

Feel better soon Seth! Drink freshly squeezed lemon tea and add a lemon honey halls. I get what u havr every year and do this for a few days. It goes away :)

Vor 3 Monate
Rusty Lavender
Rusty Lavender

Get Seth some Fisherman's Friends!

Vor 3 Monate
Rachel 'RTNightmare'
Rachel 'RTNightmare'

Dude. Seth. That is some real commitment, but I am worried you are making your already hoarse voice worse. Go home and take care of yourself.

Vor 3 Monate
mjc 427
mjc 427

I can tell he is very sick, what a trooper, get rest and some good chicken soup.

Vor 3 Monate
Jorge Alberto Martínez Mendoza
Jorge Alberto Martínez Mendoza

Get well soon Seth!! Greetings from México!!

Vor 3 Monate
TheViperFan
TheViperFan

I'M NOT VERY NERVOUS 😂😂😂😂

Vor 3 Monate
Chiwantstea O
Chiwantstea O

Get well soon! You need some chicken pepper soup 🍲

Vor 3 Monate
Korey Yearwood
Korey Yearwood

Brilliant

Vor 3 Monate
Bud Dealcor
Bud Dealcor

I hope u getting better Seth u r the best!

Vor 3 Monate
Kel Green
Kel Green

Seth sounds sickly. Poor thing!😙😷 . . . .Was that geologist named Randy? #SouthPark

Vor 3 Monate
lj033
lj033

Did he say THOUSANDS of porn sites 😂 .....how??

Vor 3 Monate
Anon521
Anon521

so not funny.

Vor 3 Monate
Brett E
Brett E

you're a trooper Seth

Vor 3 Monate
John Moseley
John Moseley

If Sean Connery lost his voice, he'd have nothing.

Vor 3 Monate
Sherrick Scott
Sherrick Scott

Get well Seth

Vor 3 Monate
Bas Cost Budde
Bas Cost Budde

Seth, save some voice for coming tuesday! Best wishes.

Vor 3 Monate
Taniea Roberson
Taniea Roberson

I secretly live for the times when Seth gets sick. His voice is nicely gravelly. Get well soon

Vor 3 Monate
Julie W.
Julie W.

Donald Trump inherited a booming economy, yet now the US economy is starting to collapse. The US stock market is plummeting, jobs are being destroyed and factories are closing (due to his idiotic & pointless tariffs), almost entirely due to Trump. And now the world is dumping US debt. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrLrmalthC0 I only hope your ignorant president doesn't end up severely hurting the economy of my country, and the rest of the world. And the ignorant people that STILL support him as their healthcare is destroyed, their jobs are being lost, and their kids will find getting post-secondary grants & loans harder & harder to get (not to mention, they'll be learning from photocopies half cut-off, instead of text books, because charter schools don't need to account for their public funds) are the biggest idiots of all.

Vor 3 Monate
Gary York
Gary York

hey Seth, how many migrants are you going to put up at your house and take care of?

Vor 3 Monate
Liam Kelly
Liam Kelly

You lost your voice and got Sean Connery's? That...sounds like a really good trade. See if you can get Morgan Freeman's or George Takei's. Always trade up.

Vor 3 Monate
El Taco H. SARCASTIC AND TASTY
El Taco H. SARCASTIC AND TASTY

Is this dumbass supposed to be comedian? Yeah! Comedy is DEAD

Vor 3 Monate
Ceci Markley
Ceci Markley

Poor Seth :( get well soon baby

Vor 3 Monate
mark jackson
mark jackson

Get some lozenges and drink ginger tea. : )

Vor 3 Monate
Dankman9
Dankman9

Seth always sounds sick but I'm pretty sure he actually is this time.

Vor 3 Monate
Lina Love AZ
Lina Love AZ

You're the best, Seth!! Get well soon! 😊

Vor 3 Monate
Maria Cupo
Maria Cupo

Seth sounds hoarse again.

Vor 3 Monate
Ken
Ken

Hope it's not smallpox.

Vor 3 Monate
wendy chou
wendy chou

Seth Meyers is accepting NAZI George Soros and Communist RedChina dirty money to ruin USA , Seth Meyers is A 100 % traitor of USA.

Vor 3 Monate
Lissajous Curved
Lissajous Curved

People holding offices in US Government are all *Deep Fakes* and they do not exist in real life.

Vor 3 Monate
Karen Gummer
Karen Gummer

Get well Seth!

Vor 3 Monate
TAI lopez
TAI lopez

How is it racist to protect our borders. We are a sovereign nation we get to decide who should come in and who shouldn’t. We can deny asylum to anyone we see fit. Also wanting a better life is no excuse to break the law. If that were the case we could all rob a bank and get off scot free because we just want a better life. Democrats seem to love illegal aliens more than us citizens.

Vor 3 Monate
TAI lopez
TAI lopez

Peter whataboutism and deflecting isn’t an argument. It’s what you say when you have no argument!

Vor 3 Monate
Peter
Peter

TAI lopez baseless? We invade sovereign countries and when they kill us, oh they hate our freedoms. Open your eyes and don’t be ignorant to our mass killings. And again it’s not against US or international law to claim asylum at a port of entry

Vor 3 Monate
TAI lopez
TAI lopez

Peter yes they are they should’ve applied for asylum in the embassy of their own country. Also saying what about iraq and Afghanistan is whataboutism a common tactic Trump uses, you hate it when he uses it and yet you love to use it for you’re own purposes. Whataboutism is a bullshit argument and two wrongs don’t make a right. You’re argument is baseless and you’re logic is flawed. And no I am not a republican or a Democrat.

Vor 3 Monate
Peter
Peter

TAI lopez They’re not breaking the law by seeking asylum, also tell the people of Iraq and Afghanistan about people invading their sovereign nations

Vor 3 Monate
MARY LEE
MARY LEE

I like Seth better than any other late night hosts.

Vor 3 Monate
Snowy White
Snowy White

Vote DEMS in the Midterms..!

Vor 3 Monate
Christian Coates
Christian Coates

That Beyonce joke was underappreciated.

Vor 3 Monate
Luis Raul Diaz Rios
Luis Raul Diaz Rios

Or as FOX puts it 0:50 PANICKED SCREAMING

Vor 3 Monate
Amelia Bolstad
Amelia Bolstad

"I lost my voice and got Sean Connery's"

Vor 3 Monate
Jeremy Hockett
Jeremy Hockett

"Penetrate the strata" ... Far more "high level" geology joke.

Vor 3 Monate
Felipe Behrens
Felipe Behrens

Get well Seth! Take it easy.... come do a show in Florida this winter... Trevor is here...

Vor 3 Monate
Caged
Caged

Get well soon Seth. We can't have you being sick on Election Day.

Vor 3 Monate
Ghost Killa
Ghost Killa

Even tho he’s sick, this is still one of his best segments imo

Vor 3 Monate
seVen 7
seVen 7

I like it when Seth makes mistakes 😂 always hilarious! Get well soon Sir

Vor 3 Monate
Baby Bunch
Baby Bunch

They are on buses now and it takes about 3 or 4 days

Vor 3 Monate
Enigma Productions
Enigma Productions

Sad

Vor 3 Monate
Manny O
Manny O

You're a trooper to still come to work. This is a real American 👍

Vor 3 Monate
tubelev
tubelev

Gute Besserung!

Vor 3 Monate
1979irock
1979irock

Poor sick Seth

Vor 3 Monate
Karen M.
Karen M.

Seth! You need Claritin clear man! Get the "d" version. You sound funny. But its no joke!

Vor 3 Monate
Ninja Man
Ninja Man

I knew I wasn't crazy when I heard his voice

Vor 3 Monate
Anita Subramanian
Anita Subramanian

Go to bed, Seth.

Vor 3 Monate
Legend Rid
Legend Rid

Get well soon Seth

Vor 3 Monate
Glader
Glader

After visiting a thousand different pages he finally hit rock bottom.

Vor 3 Monate
The Joker
The Joker

Damn, Seth: Even working while you are sick! Hit like to give Seth props!!!! #GetWellSoon #110%

Vor 3 Monate
Aimee Pollock
Aimee Pollock

Awww, can’t the office have someone take Seth’s place for the longer monologues so he can rest his throat? The poor guy needs a break, he sounds like a 10 year old.

Vor 3 Monate
Thomas Schmidt
Thomas Schmidt

D.Trump learned this sleazy racist game from his sleazy racist father {Fred Trump}

Vor 3 Monate
Jennifer Johnson
Jennifer Johnson

I know right, mr kkk himself!

Vor 3 Monate
Tee Emm
Tee Emm

That was an excellent Sean Connery and the president. Feel better Seth!

Vor 3 Monate
Listiger Lurch
Listiger Lurch

the great united states of America can not handle like 5000 refugees? That's pathetic, greetings from germany.

Vor 3 Monate
bang3brothers
bang3brothers

Seth did you eat a bag of dicks?

Vor 3 Monate
Val Whitewolf Media
Val Whitewolf Media

Why has not even PBS evening news mentioned Trump and testifying.

Vor 3 Monate
Rj _awsome
Rj _awsome

Wow I can really hear how sick he is. He has so many voice cracks it's so crazy.

Vor 3 Monate
Sara
Sara

There are thousands of porn sites? I thought there were only two...... guess who doesn’t watch porn...

Vor 3 Monate
Terri Weeks
Terri Weeks

Truth is hard to swallow. Vote Blue!

Vor 3 Monate
Laura Lynne
Laura Lynne

Feel better Seth! You are so dedicated!!!

Vor 3 Monate
humanforotherhumans
humanforotherhumans

Thats not a chicken

Vor 3 Monate
enigma1863
enigma1863

Either everyone can dress like Beyoncé or no one can.

Vor 3 Monate
Niel DeSimone
Niel DeSimone

i love how proud he gets on horrible jokes lmao feel better seth!

Vor 3 Monate
Daya Singh
Daya Singh

Caption for the photo woman saying you realize there will be no hugging right

Vor 3 Monate
Rita Franz
Rita Franz

Seth works while sick and lazy idiot 45 barely works at all

Vor 3 Monate
Ronald Adams
Ronald Adams

The latest British Empire Zionsit ORCHESTRATED SCAM is this human U.S. invasion (so called “refugee caravan”) from Honduras, Nicaragua, San Salvatore, Pakistan, Iraq, Somalia, Syria, and Sudan, Africa. The British Empire Zionist, Gang Bankster, “Cabal”, “City of London” mafia organization is to PUSH for open borders, and to get all of these illegal aliens onto United States welfare, food stamps, free housing, free education, free healthcare, all paid for by the US “still working” taxpayer (what fools the 47.0% continuing US taxpaying workers/debt slaves/ tax slaves are!). Whatever shortfall there will be in the budget, The Guberment has the option to borrow the money (with interest expense), the difference, from the British Empire Zionist, Gang Bankster, “Cabal”, “City of London” mafia organization! Who are the winners you ask? – clearly the winners are the so-called refugees, and the British Empire Zionist, Gang Bankster, “Cabal”, “City of London” mafia organization!! Who is the loser you ask?? The dumb, hard working, American tax paying, working debt slave/ debt slave.

Vor 3 Monate
AFL CONTRACTORS AFLCONTRACTORS
AFL CONTRACTORS AFLCONTRACTORS

LOL THIS IS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH FOX OR ANYONE IS GOT TO DO WITH THE TRUTH

Vor 3 Monate
Lisa B
Lisa B

Funny as can be even sick. Love a good geology joke.

Vor 3 Monate
Gregor Resch
Gregor Resch

Start popping 500mg of vitamin C every 6 hours, we need you healthy before Tuesday.

Vor 3 Monate
Terncote
Terncote

It may seem brave of Seth to soldier on with the flu but it actually puts everyone he works with and his guests at risk. Set a good example - stay home and phone in a few segments. Let someone else hold the chair for a day or two.

Vor 3 Monate
C C
C C

We love you Seth! Get well soon!

Vor 3 Monate
Darius Bender
Darius Bender

Seth, you are funny! Get well!

Vor 3 Monate
Lucinda
Lucinda

Seth has been waiting for a geologist to do this for a very long time

Vor 3 Monate
Yes I’m Blessed
Yes I’m Blessed

Get well soon, Seth!

Vor 3 Monate
RichardBodeker
RichardBodeker

Seth , you are not funny! I accidentally found a small corner where the left hangs out. Hi all you basement masterbaiters .🤣

Vor 3 Monate
Federico Ruttkay
Federico Ruttkay

3:40 fired for painting her face black? OMG the world has officialy gone crazy

Vor 3 Monate
Federico Ruttkay
Federico Ruttkay

+Maryanne Slater Yeah but with the face painted black she looks more similar. Which is the objective of wearing a costume

Vor 3 Monate
Maryanne Slater
Maryanne Slater

It's possibly not the first stupid thing she's done. See, when you dress for Hallowe'en, you don't need to put on blackface to be a well-known black person. Black people dress up as well-known white people but they don't put on whiteface. Cosplayers get it. You only put on the makeup that the person you're portraying wears.

Vor 3 Monate
mbp85
mbp85

Take a day off. Why is he working?

Vor 3 Monate

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